[Intro]

New logo.
Six feet tall.
Leo's smile
says nothing at all.

[Verse 1]

A mug with no coffee, a desk built for noise,
Three questions marked urgent, and a practiced voice.
The producer says, "Stay in the middle, don't choose —
Give the absurd claim equal time to confuse."

[Chorus]

This is The Brand Report,
Where every answer meets a doubt.
"I'm just asking questions!"
Is how we let the nonsense out.

[Verse 2]

A doctor cites twenty years of trials,
Leo leans back with sympathetic smiles:
"The comments say the facts feel tired —
Maybe the expert's biased and hired."

[Chorus]

This is The Brand Report,
Where every answer meets a doubt.
"I'm just asking questions!"
Is how we let the nonsense out.

[Bridge]

[Maya]
"That isn't how evidence works."

[Leo]
"It's good television."

Question mark by question mark,
Building a fort in the dark.

[Final Chorus]

This is The Brand Report,
Where every doubt still gets applause.
"I'm just asking questions!"
Especially when you know the cause.

[Outro]

[Leo]
"Good show?"

[Maya]
"Good question."

The red light dies.
Nobody corrects it.